SKU: 16370295561

Zombie Knocker

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Description

Zombie KnockerNot MY Brains. Not Today. Sometimes the situation calls for you to take the gloves off and "go hot." Zombies would be one of those situations. The idea behind the Zombie Knocker was to take a common material (rebar) and elevate it to make it more ergonomic, effective and aesthetic. They are great to keep in the car trunk or by the back door just in case. The Zombie Knocker is made of 2' x 1 2" rebar, double layered with a pretty durable black spray

Not MY Brains.  Not Today.

Sometimes the situation calls for you to take the gloves off and "go hot."  Zombies would be one of those situations.

The idea behind the Zombie Knocker was to take a common material (rebar) and elevate it to make it more ergonomic, effective and aesthetic.  They are great to keep in the car trunk or by the back door... just in case.

The Zombie Knocker is made of 2' x 1/2" rebar, double layered with a pretty durable black spray coating.  The handle is wrapped with paracord to provide an indexing ridge and sealed with industrial heat shrink.  A wrist lanyard is integral to the wrap.  As a non-golfer, it feels similar to a golf club grip (though serious golfers would probably disagree).

Also available in 1' x 1/2" size as the Zombie Swatter with the same construction.  Perfect for stashing under the seat of your truck or in a bag... just in case.

PLEASE NOTE: Due to the size and weight of the Zombie Knockers and Swatters the shipping cost is $12 for these items (up to 4 per shipment) and they ship UPS, which means no PO Boxes and CONUS only.

Manufacture:

Designed and Manufactured in USA at the CPG worQshop

Brand and Country of Origin Markings:

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  • No additional markings or country of origin on product
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Sharon
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Floating shelves
Color: Oak, Size: 36"W x 12"D, 1 Pack
Very happy with my purchase. Looks great in my kitchen
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Reviewed in the United States on May 5, 2026
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Sara Cortez
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 1
Metal bracket is cheap and bends easily
Color: White, Size: 36"W x 12"D, 1 Pack
Worst shelf I have ever purchased. Waisted my money, do not waist yours. Installed with the anchors the shelf came with and it did not hold the shelf at all. This happened with nothing on the shelf, just trying to install with the directions given. The entire metal bracket bent and now the shelf is completely useless. IKEA would have been a better option. So disappointing
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Reviewed in the United States on February 16, 2026
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Lugangirl
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 4
Looks good.
Color: Walnut, Size: 36"W x 12"D, 2 Pack
They look nice. Easy to mount. The level is garbage…throw it away. Pretty light weight. The stability is good as long as the heavier stuff is placed close to the back of the shelf. It price is to high for this product. Take about $30 off and it would be a reasonable price for the product.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 2, 2026
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Lav1011
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Great for under our TV
Color: Rustic Brown, Size: 36"W x 12"D, 1 Pack
Sturdy. Simple. Easy to assemble/hang up. Fast delivery and great price.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2026
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Jennifer
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 3
Pantry shelves
Color: Oak, Size: 48"W x 12"D, 1 Pack, Color: Oak, Size: 48"W x 12"D, 1 Pack
The shelf is ok. The drywall anchor that comes with the shelf are useless and had to purchase better EZ toggle anchors. Wish the metal bracket was longer so it could hit two studs. Thickness is good. Light shelves. Assembly is fine if you purchase your own drywall anchors, stud screw and have your own level.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 21, 2025

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